Archive for the 'Late-night rambles' Category

15
Aug
09

I hate the Daily Mail

… and the way it conveys teenagers, racism, bigotry, bad science, and pretty much every news topic this side of Baby P.
Obviously Baby P’s case is atrocious, but the Mail’s constant slagging off of anyone involved gets on my nerves, after… what, 3 words? And this battering ram of opinion hitting you round the face…

Along with the Sun, News Of The World, and every other newspaper. The Daily Sport isn’t even sport.

And on its website, Mail Online, you’ll find the commenters really enjoy hopping upon the high horse. Topics such as ‘Broken britan’ [sic], ‘immigrents’ [sic] and ‘National Heal Servic’ [sic] are regularly discussed. ‘The woman is one of our Nulabour illiterates’, one commenter screams in your face. ‘God help Britain because our children won’t be able to.’

But that comment stood out more than any slanging match between Jordan and Peter, documented as breaking news on the Mail website.

The fact that this man relies upon a non-existent non-entity to fix the world in the absence of ‘our children’ really upset me. He has the arrogance to believe his ‘generation’ is the last to have ‘moral values’ or use ‘proper language’.

We have teenagers interested in science, in maths, in politics, in literature.

Our teenagers are capable of doing anything they could possibly want to.

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of people slagging us off.

Please make a stand. Because I’m too lazy to do it myself.

Kthxbai

06
Jul
09

Are you bored?

I know I am.

WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN:

BEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for the brain, heart, liver, and in fact pretty much every other body part you could think of.

NO NEED FOR ANY EFFORT

Just put on a fresh pair of pyjamas and jump into a nice cosy bed for uninterrupted unadulterated natural healing time.

AND THIS IS NO HOMEOPATHY!

Scientists™ tell us that getting into bed is at least 1:1 healing power, compared to today’s 1:10000000000000000000 homeopathic woo.

BETTER THAN SLICED BREAD

You may wish to eat a piece of bread before you go to bed. Just eat, jump in, sleep, and wake up in the morning refreshed and ready for whatever the world may throw at you. Even if it is a bit of sliced bread.

Shut up now.




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