Too paranoid?
I was looking on the Odeon Cinema website today, and was looking for a film to see.
On my travels, I stumbled across this:

It apparently contains irresponsible behaviour.
Erm…
So I made my own one up.
And it’s not just Britain, so don’t get sniggering, everyone else.
Battling boredom once again, this time on a Saturday afternoon, when my brother has gone out to see Spider-Man 3 with his mates and I am sat at home doing work.